Hey Mike,

How are things with you? Hope all is well. Sorry I haven’t been writing any articles about you lately, but I’ve been so busy with WING TV that I haven’t been able to fit you in. I know how much you look forward to reading these little gems, so I’ll try to make some time in the near future to reel one off.

Anyway, I need to ask you a few questions. First, when will your book, Surrounded by Idiots, be released? Have you set a release date yet? The reason I’m asking is that I’d like to publish The Gallagher Chronicles in book-form about a month before yours hits the shelves. That way I can whet everyone’s appetite before yours comes out. My game plan for the moment is to send about 100 copies out to all the major reviewers, along with some of the other ‘players’ like Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, and all the pundits at Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc. Of course I’ll also contact those on the left and fire copies their way, in addition to your colleagues in radio, so all the bases should be covered. I mean, we all believe in fair-and-balanced, right; so between your book and mine we should be able to give both sides of the story.

My second question is: would you be available for an interview to address some of the issues brought up in The Gallagher Chronicles? As I said, I’d like to be as fair-and-balanced as humanly possible. We could do this interview via e-mail, telephone, or on our TV show, and we’d be receptive to whatever best fits into your schedule. Let us know.

Lastly, I contacted your publisher, William Morrow, a few months ago to try and find out your publication date, but they didn’t have any specific details yet. I’ll drop them a line again within the next few weeks to see if I can obtain a media kit, or maybe even a pre-release review copy. Also, in the sense of fair play and full disclosure, I intend to send them a galley proof of The Gallagher Chronicles for their perusal.

So, drop me a line sometime and we’ll work out these details. Also, I included an e-mail from a woman named Judy who took umbrage with one of my recent articles (see letter below). It seems she didn’t like the provocative nature of the writing; but c’mon, let’s be honest. There’s not a radio talk show host in America that obsesses over homosexuality as much as you do, Mike. Have you ever heard that saying, “Protest thee too much?” Geez, you can’t even go one day without delving into this topic. Plus, with all your creepy male massage stuff, the manicures, show tunes, and fixation with Broadway plays (a gay magnet if there ever was one), you’re definitely on a slippery slope toward becoming full-blown (no pun intended) out of the closet!

So, to prove whether you’re absolutely obsessed with the gay lifestyle or not, here’s a little challenge. Let’s see if you can go ONE WHOLE MONTH without talking about homosexuality on the air. I mean, you’ve explored this subject for at least 999 shows in a row now, so we’ll make it a No Gay June. Whatta ya say? After all, there are thousands of other topics to discuss. Why dwell so obsessively on this one subject; unless, of course, you like it in an eerie Michael Jackson sort of way. I’ll be listening to see if you can do it, or if the attraction & withdrawal symptoms are too much for you to bear.

Well, my friend; take care, and keep on fighting. I hope you’ve been reading the books I sent your way because, when all is said and done, we have something very much in common: we’re both rabid nationalists. The only problem is; you don’t have the courage or guts to go after the real enemy facing our nation – the Globalists. They’re the ones who are ultimately plotting our country’s demise, yet you absolutely refuse to go after them despite the overwhelming amount of evidence proving their guilt. And let’s not beat around the bush as to your motives: you won’t attack the evil internationalists for one specific reason – it would immensely affect your pocket book. So, for the sake of making some lousy money you’re selling your soul, along with America’s future, down the drain. And for someone who professes to be a Christian, that’s so damn hypocritical that you should be ashamed of yourself. How can you even look yourself in the mirror when you know what Jesus said: “You can’t serve two masters.” Don’t keep bowing down to the almighty dollar, Mike. Expose those New World Order bastards who are undermining America’s greatness on a daily basis. Because remember: eternity is a long-time to live when your soul has been sold to the dark side.

Your friend,

Victor Thorn

Judy's Letter Concerning Mike Gallagher --- May 27, 2004

I cannot understand why you wrote that article about Mike Gallagher's sexuality.
I am a person who finds him quite distasteful as a radio host, but I could not care less about what he does or doesn't do in the bedroom.
I was really surprised that you would attack him on that level. There is enough to say about his awful radio style.

Sincerely,

Judy