So, let’s get this straight: God is supposedly speaking to Alex Jones yet again. In fact, on his radio show last week, Jones said that it was God himself who told him to bullhorn the Bilderbergs!

Jones also compared himself to John the Baptist and the Founding Fathers, and in the past has said that God would do harm to those who “attacked” him. [And who could forget the time Alex “morphed” into a spider and pretended he was a creepy-crawly for ten minutes during his radio broadcast? Can anyone say cuckoo … cuckoo … cuckoo?]

Please pause for a second and examine this situation. In general, do you know what kind of people think that God is speaking to them? Answer: lunatics, psychopaths, and the mentally ill (not to mention those suffering from delusions of grandeur).

Yes, according to “Ego” Alex Jones, God commanded him to bullhorn the Bilderbergs during his little publicity stunt in Canada earlier this year. I hate to say it, but anyone who makes this type of statement is off their rocker insane.

Let’s put it this way:

a) Everyone said Oral Roberts was crazy after declaring in 1987 that if he didn’t raise eight million dollars during a fund-raising drive, God was going to “call him home.”

b) When Charles Manson’s “Family” believed his bizarre helter-skelter ramblings, they were written off as mind-controlled zombies.

c) When Heaven’s Gate cult members committed mass suicide because they thought the Hale-Bopp comet would carry them away into outer space, it was obvious they were out of their minds.

d) How about Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker preaching that God told them to build amusement parks and radio towers – complete delusion, greed, and flakiness.

e) Finally, try to remember the Jonestown cult in Guyana – a bunch of brainwashed group-think mealy-minds that bought into the “vision” of a mentally ill government operative (Jim Jones).

When we’re on the outside looking in at all of the above individuals, one thing becomes perfectly clear: these people are a joke. They’re deluded, gullible, weak-minded, and let’s face it – suckers!

Yet when Alex Jones rambles on about God telling him to bullhorn the Bilderbergs, none of his brain-dead lemming followers bat an eye (just like the televangelist clique that gets played for fools week-in and week-out).

Jones has also been bellyaching for the past ten years that the “New World Order” is trying to kill him. But as we’ve pointed out many times before, if these monsters want to off somebody, they simply DO IT and don’t talk about it for a decade. Look at what they did to JFK, Danny Casalaro, and Dorothy Kilgallen. Anyway, here’s the bottom line: Nobody’s trying to murder Alex; instead this guy is a classic “borderline personality” who suffers from severe paranoia (and quite possibly a schizophrenia persecution complex).

Think about it. Jones compares himself to John the Baptist and thinks God is giving him orders. If Bill O’Reilly said the same thing on his television show, we’d laugh and call him nuts (and rightly so). Yet Alex’s groupies nod their heads and believe this schtick.

In all honesty, somebody from Austin should do an intervention where they wrap Jones in a straight-jacket, throw him in an asylum for the mentally deranged, and give him an intensive psychological evaluation.

And here’s the worst part: ever since the early 1990’s, Jones has been running a massive Zionist protection racket where he refuses to point the finger of blame at Israel in any meaningful way for their numerous crimes.

But wait … let me guess … I suppose GOD is telling him to do this too; and GOD is directing Jones to ignore the real 9-11 culprits – the Israel-first neo-cons within our government, as well as the nation of Israel itself. Uh huh, it's all God's fault, and Alex is just his dutiful little servant protecting the “chosen people.” Give me a break!

Yes, either God really does work in mysterious ways, or Alex Jones is a complete buffoon-egomaniac that suffers from delusions of grandeur and who was put in place to run interference for Israel; all the while blaming the evils of our society on the deliberately vague “New World Order,” “Illuminati,” or “globalists.”

So, if you’re still one of the mind-hive drones that bows at Alex Jones’ altar (all the while feeding him piles of your hard-earned money), then you’re no different than the jerk-offs who fell for the ruses of Jimmy Swaggart, Charles Ponzi, or the Nigerian Internet scam.

P.T. Barnum was right: there’s a sucker born every minute (and Alex Jones, the money-hungry sideshow barker, is laughing all the way to the bank)! No wonder more people don't take the alternative media seriously.