It seems Jack Blood (pictured) has sunk to new depths in trying to make a quick buck off the patriot movement. For $25, you can now get a one-year subscription to Blood’s monthly “newsletter” (e-version, I’m sure). But that’s not all. You’ll also get an OFFICIAL Jack Blood media press pass which will let you “get into events and cover them yourself.”

But we have a little problem here. We’ve attended enough events at WING TV to know that the primary way to get a credentialed press pass is via a federal judge, Congress, or the White House. In fact, an ICE officer (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) actually told us this himself outside the Zacharias Moussaoui trial in Alexandria, Va. Of course there are other ways, such as through an “officially-sanctioned network or press outlet” (i.e. “Controlled”), but basically, not just anybody can get an “official” media pass.

But Jack Blood is making it seem as if anybody can show up at a federal courthouse, staged press conferences, or a Republican/Democratic convention and stroll right through the front door. But what will happen is that security will laugh in your face because these Jack Blood bubble-gum press passes aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on (even though Blood says they have a face value of “$10”).

Anyway, if you’re falling for this latest round of nonsense, I’m reminded of what Bugs Bunny used to tell Porky Pig after he made a fool of him: “What a Gull-a-Bull. What a maroon.”

Actually, I’m not surprised by this charade, for it seems like par for the course with the GCN cabal (i.e. anything for a buck). So, let’s see. If you want Jack Blood’s newsletter, you have to give him your hard-earned money. If you want to listen to any GCN archive, you have to give them your hard-earned money. If you want to hear Jeff Rense’s archives, you have to pay even more of your hard-earned money. And if you want to watch Alex Jones pay-per-view sites, you have to give him your hard-earned money.

Does it seem like there’s a trend going on here … a recurring theme? It seems the only thing these guys want from you is your hard-earned money money money! By the way, in case you haven’t noticed:

               WING TV weekly newsletter – FREE
               WING TV archives – FREE
               WING TV articles (20 per month) – FREE
               WING TV overall – FREE

So, if you’re foolish enough to fall for this latest “Subscription-Media Pass” scam, Jack Blood also has some other great offers for you:

ONE: For only $35 of your hard-earned money, Jack Blood will send you a Buck Rogers secret encoder ring straight out of a Cracker Jack box. This will go perfectly with your OFFICIAL media pass.

TWO: For only $50 of your hard-earned money, Jack Blood will arrange for the Easter Bunny will leave some colorful eggs in your basket.

THREE: For only $75 of your hard-earned money, Jack Blood will tell the Tooth Fairy to hide a nice shiny prize beneath your pillow.

FOUR: For only $100 of your hard-earned money, Jack Blood will contact Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer and tell him to land on your roof this Christmas.

Oh, one last thing. If you are foolish enough to fall for Jack Blood’s “official” press pass, turn it over when you get it. I’ll bet it has “SUCKER” written in invisible ink on the back! Man, these money-grubbers get lamer every day.