• The National Evangelical Association's president, Ted Haggard, is forced to resign after it is disclosed that he paid a male escort to have sex with him, all the while preaching against the evils of homosexuality and gay marriage. Representative Mark Foley falls into the same boat.

• A recently released book reveals that Karl Rove and others in this administration think that the religious right is filled with idiots, suckers, and whackos … even after these very same people have inundated them with millions of dollars in contributions and votes galore.

• Traditionalists nationwide are appalled that their supposedly conservative GOP leaders are in fact big government, open border advocates that haven’t done a damn thing about abortion.

• Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, Oral Roberts, and a host of others have been exposed as shysters who wanted one (and only one) thing from their parishioners … $$$$$. In addition, Texe Marrs has pulled back the veil to show all the dirty little tricks these bamboozlers use to get over on their sheeplike flock.

• Gloom & Doomers like Tim LaHaye constantly push the apocalypse, end-timers, and fear fear fear to their followers while raking in millions of their dollars … a convenient little racket, don’t you think?

• Jerry Falwell and his minions bow at the altar of Israel and run a massive Zionist protection racket, all the while protecting the true enemies of our country.

It’s easy for us to laugh at these morons and point out how gullible, naïve, and downright stupid they are … but then again, they use the exact same methods as our phony leaders in the alternative media. In fact, they’re torn out of the same playbook. If you don’t believe me, re-read the above examples and honestly ask yourself how eerily they resemble what’s taking place in the patriot movement.

Worse, while the evangelicals, rapture freak fearmongers, hypocrites and fakes are screwing their sheeple, they’re laughing all the way to the bank because the mind-numbed masses can’t see through their ruse … just like the useful idiot “patriots” who refuse to believe that their manipulative leaders are pulling the same con job on them.

Here’s the bottom line: the group think morons who buy Alex Jones’ spiel hook-line-and sinker are the same suckers who sit in front of their TV sets shelling out their hard earned money to Pat Robertson and Benny Hinn.

And that scenario, I’m sorry to say, is pathetic beyond words.

WAKE UP! You’re being used. Don’t enable these Elmer Gantry’s. Quit financing their shell games. Open your eyes. They’re howling at your stupidity. Grow up. Santa Claus isn’t real, and neither are these fake paytriots. Do you want to be seen as the same as the religious right buffoons? If the answer is no, then quit acting like them! People have been exploited for centuries, and the patriot scam is no different than any other.