Whenever a sporting event is “rigged,” fans say that “the fix is in.” Could we begin to speculate that the same sentiment applies to Hillary Clinton’s road to the White House?

Although it is still over 2½ years until the 2008 presidential election, Party Boy Bill’s opportunistic wife is facing a vitally important Senate race this fall in New York. One of the biggest determinants that something smells fishy is the GOP’s lack of fight in regard to this treasured congressional seat. Thus far, it doesn’t seem as if they’re even backing an opponent of any stature to run against Hillary.

How can that be? It’s preposterous. Granted, a Westchester County D.A. named Jeanine Pirro threw her had into the ring last summer, but that turned into a disaster. During her televised announcement speech, Pirro paused for 32 seconds because she couldn’t find page ten of her script. This half-minute gaffe drew derision from all corners, and last December she withdrew from the race. Now, it seems the best the Republicans can do for a candidate is former Yonkers Mayor John Spencer. (Who?) Needless to say, his fund-raising has been weak at best, as he has less than $1 million in funds compared to Hillary’s substantial $17 million.

So right now Hillary is amassing an enormous war chest, and if the Republicans don’t turn 2006 into a knock-down drag-out battle, she’ll bankroll all this money for two years later and have tons of momentum leading into 2008. In fact, sources say she’ll by-far have more dough at her disposal than any other potential presidential candidate. Remember, the Clinton’s are experts at fund-raising.

Now, considering George W. Bush’s dismal performance as a pretend president, and how the GOP is predicted to lose many congressional seats in the mid-term elections, you figure they’d target Clinton and slam her with everything at their disposal this fall. Even if the election is black-boxed in Hillary’s favor, at least the GOP could get all this dirt on the table two years earlier.

But no … the entire process is crooked, as can be witnessed by the Republicans rolling over and playing dead. There are literally hundreds of glaringly blatant Achilles heels on Mrs. Clinton waiting to be exploited, yet the Right is throwing in the towel and conceding the election to her (at least by early appearances).

Furthermore, have you noticed how the Bush Crime Family (especially Poppy Bush) is facilitating the “acceptance” of Hillary by sidling up to her husband? But this staged manipulation shouldn’t surprise anyone, for Bush Sr. and Bubba Clinton were the main operatives in the Mena, Arkansas 1980’s drug-trafficking ring (Bush from the VP’s office, Clinton as governor). What we essentially have is an organized crime syndicate with the Bushes and Clintons at the helm.

So, today Bill Clinton is calling Poppy “Dad,” and they’re seen together at tsunami relief events, the Super Bowl, and other high-profile media events. In fact, I wouldn’t doubt it if these two attended the late-night movies together and did the “popcorn trick” on each other!

But seriously, all isn’t rosy for Hillary, for she has already been tied to receiving campaign donations from Willie Tan, a man known as “The Sweatshop Tycoon of Saipan.” And, if we remember correctly, didn’t the Clintons get into quite a bit of hot water during the 90’s for catering to crooked Asian businessmen?

In the end, none of this might even matter, because if the “fix” wasn’t in for 2008, the GOP (or any of the independent parties) would start lambasting Hillary right now – and believe me – there’s an unending supply of dirt on this woman (and her husband) that could last a lifetime. These two are nothing more than unadulterated crooks, killers, and amoral scum; and if this nation is reduced to a Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton string of presidencies, we might as well take out our razor blades and start slitting our wrists, because it will be all over if that daughter of the devil strolls into the Oval Office.

It’s time to end this vicious cycle once-and-for-all.