[In reference to an Allen Kirkpatrick movie review]:

I tried to find your review ... I got WING TV but not your Da Vinci Code. Sorry, I tried, but I got Victor and his hot broad; but not you. I must admit Mr. Thorn looks the conspirator, and his lady a gun moll. He reminds me of an anarchist. I expected a bomb in his hand. I looked for love in his eyes and found it lacking. Even the computer refused to finish his TV sermon and froze up on me. I had to shut-off the power to clean the mess. More power to him and his partner.