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Revealed: Tom Flocco's Next Ten Articles

satire by Victor Thorn
 
 

As everyone knows, Tom Flocco’s credibility has plummeted to new lows with his recent bogus articles about Barbara Olson, the Chicago MI-5 subway shootings, the Bush-Cheney indictments (which he said actually took place last July), and a slew of other obviously false stories. These sensationalistic-disinformation pieces always quote “unnamed sources” and provide no verification whatsoever. Of course none of these “sources” even exist because all he's doing is making this stuff up. It’s that simple. Thus, anyone with even one ounce of sense now knows that anything Flocco publishes should be taken with a pound of salt (not just a grain of salt).

Luckily for us here at WING TV, these same “unnamed sources” that have supposedly been feeding information to Flocco and the other shysters recently contacted us with a list of Tom Flocco’s next ten articles. Due to the amount of crap he has been taking, it now seems he is focusing his attention on the alternative media.

It is our intention to examine these potential “news stories” and verify whether they are legitimate, or once again outright fakeries, which is so often the case with Flocco. So, without further ado ….

TOM FLOCCO’s NEXT TEN STORIES

1) Mike Ruppert found in homosexual tryst with Exxon executive.

          Analysis: Of course Ruppert is in bed with Big Oil to promote their gloom-n-doom peak oil                            scam, but there is no validity to the above story. FALSE.

2) George Noory has discovered the identity of the shadow rodents that he’s been seeing in his      house and along the highway, and it turns out to be none other than Art Bell.

          Analysis: Although Noory has admitted on his radio show to seeing “shadow rodents,” he                            and Art Bell live in different geographical locations around the country. So, unless                            “shadow rodents” can teleport themselves at will, there is no validity to the above                            story. FALSE.

3) Revealed: Alex Jones is seen at Bohemian Grove bowing at the altar of an omnipotent Owl      where he is worshipping the Almighty Dollar ($$$$$$).

          Analysis: Very likely TRUE! Considering how Alex Jones sold-out and betrayed the Gray                            Family to ABC’s 20/20, the way his wife scolded Michael Corbin for not pushing                            the sale of his videotapes hard enough, and how his show has become nothing                            more than one big long extended infomercial, Flocco is probably right on the mark                            with this story.

4) Jeff Rense has been abducted by an alien UFO entity where he was subsequently given a new      Tiny Tim wig to wear as a disguise.

          Analysis: Even though Rense is known to wear wigs, false glasses, and contact lenses to                            conceal his identity, there seems to be no validity to the above story. FALSE.

5) Nicholas Levis and Kyle Hence of 9-11 Mafia fame are going to have sex-change operations      and re-name themselves “The Gatekeeper Queens.”

          Analysis: Even though Levis and Hence are notorious for concealing the truth about 9-11                            and the World Trade Center controlled demolitions, as far as we can tell, this story                            has no legs. FALSE.

6) Patriot Jim Kujawa is one of the most dedicated patriots in America, and his committment to      exposing and defeating the New World Order is unparalleled.

          Analysis: True with 100% accuracy. Flocco hit the nail on the head with this one.

7) Jack Blood has become such a lap-dog sycophant to Alex Jones by refusing to expose his      censorship practices that he has now taken to mowing his grass, raking his leaves, and      cleaning his garage on the weekends - all free of charge.

          Analysis: Although it is true that Blood – a staunch anti-censorship proponent – has blatantly                            shirked from his responsibility as an independent journalist to denounce Alex                            Jones’ sordid censorship practices, we have uncovered no evidence that Blood is                            serving as a weekend handyman for Jones (even though John Stadtmiller did say                            that Blood considered Alex Jones his "hero" ... how pathetic is that?). FALSE.

8) Amy Goodman, Air America, Counterpunch, Truthout, Antiwar.com, and a slew of other liberal      alternative press venues are finally going to start confronting the issue of 9-11 by exposing the      truth instead of shielding and protecting George Bush and his cabal of mass-murdering      criminals.

          Analysis: We would love to think this story is true, but when one examines the track record of                            these phony false-front operatives, it is only wishful thinking. As far as we can                            determine, they’ll continue – like the corporate mainstream media - to promote the                            left/right paradigm and keep accepting big money pay-off “grants” to keep them                            quiet about 9-11 Truth. FALSE.

9) Breaking News: God just informed Phil “Commander Pod” Jayhan that he will discover Flight 77      on the lost city of Atlantis.

          Analysis: Despite the fact that Jayhan once wanted to dredge the entire Atlantic Ocean to                            search for all four 9-11 airliners, and he thought that a dead Mossad agent was                            hacking into his website, we cannot verify that God is actually communicating with                            Phil Jayhan about anything! FALSE.

10) Tom Flocco, Sherman Skolnick, Tom Heneghan, Sorcha Faal, Stew Webb, Fintan Dunne, and      Lenny Bloom are exposed as complete phonies who are duping the public and discrediting the      alternative media with their gossip-rag bogus sensationalistic stories.

          Analysis: TRUE! These charlatans have now been so thoroughly discredited that they're                            nothing more than laughing-stocks, and anyone who believes one word they                            say is an even bigger fool than they are.


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